this reporter crapped her pants while doing an interview
bad day for white pants
Growing up you have this view of mermaids
and then you watch Goblet of Fire
lmaooo “i totally just farted”
that’s america for you
It’s Canadian Idol ^
- Mom: are you ready to leave
- Me: yeah hold on
- 5 minutes later
- Me: Okay I'm ready
- Mom: Okay, but first I have to curl my hair, walk the dogs, watch Gone With The Wind, read this novel, cook enough food for the entire continent of Africa, run a 5k marathon, write out my life story by hand, and take a nap
